You are Perl. Congratulations. You're chic and easy going. You can't do everything but you're good at connecting with others to help you overcome this.
I wasn't expecting to get this result (it's as bad as getting the Goth when I was expecting either the Geek or the Outsider on the High School Stereotype Test) so while I'm vaguely chuffed, I have this horrid feeling that the folk I know who know perl are going to be doing the "I knew Jack Kennedy, Senator..." thing.